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Celebrating the New Year in DinoTopia
Fig 1. Celebrating the New Year in...
Happy New Year, Dino Fans! As we celebrate the start of a new year, have you ever wondered how the dinosaurs would have celebrated?
We know dinosaurs didn't actually watch a ball drop in Times Square, but if they did, their calendars would have looked very different from ours. Why? Because back in the time of the dinosaurs, time itself was actually different!
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We know dinosaurs didn't actually watch a ball drop in Times Square, but if they did, their calendars would have looked very different from ours. Why? Because back in the time of the dinosaurs, time itself was actually different!
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The "New Year, New Resolution" Challenge
Attention, Dino Defenders! We are entering a new year, which means it is time for a new mission.
In the human world, grown-ups call this a "New Year's Resolution." But for us, it is a Power-Up Plan. A resolution is simply a promise you make to yourself to learn a new skill, get stronger, or be kinder.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to pick one goal for this year and conquer it like a Spinosaurus conquering a river!
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In the human world, grown-ups call this a "New Year's Resolution." But for us, it is a Power-Up Plan. A resolution is simply a promise you make to yourself to learn a new skill, get stronger, or be kinder.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to pick one goal for this year and conquer it like a Spinosaurus conquering a river!
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SPECIES PROFILE
Fig A. Specimen Observation
Ankylosaurus
Built-in Armor: Its body was covered in osteoderms (bony plates) and spikes, even including armored eyelids to protect its eyes from predators.
THE CLASSIFIEDS
RATES: 1 PEBBLE PER WORD • NO REFUNDS IF EATEN
LOST & FOUND:
Found: One very large egg. If it hatches, you must come pick it up immediately.
FOR SALE:
Will trade 3 shiny rocks for a map to the watering hole.
PUBLIC NOTICE:
No ads today. The printing press was accidentally stepped on by a Brachiosaurus.
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