THE DINO DISPATCH

“All the news that’s fit to roar.”
VOL. 1, NO. 4
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SUNDAY, JANUARY 25, 2026
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PRICE: ONE RAW STEAK

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New Release: Produce Patch Stickers

It’s harvest day in DinoTopia! This 5-page sticker pack lets kids create their own Produce Patch stories: pick berries, stack crates, water sprouts, deliver baskets, and set up the stand—alongside Dino Defenders characters in action. A huge variety of stickers makes it easy to build scenes, tell stories, and decorate everything in sight.

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THIS WEEK AT DINO DEFENDERS' HQ

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FOSSIL UNIDENTIFIED

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THE CLASSIFIEDS

RATES: 1 PEBBLE PER WORD • NO REFUNDS IF EATEN