THE DINO DISPATCH
“All the news that’s fit to roar.”
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THIS WEEK AT DINO DEFENDERS' HQ
📵 SIGNAL LOST
Broadcast antenna currently being repaired.
SPECIES PROFILE
Fig A. Specimen Observation
Gastornis
The "Terror" Debate: Once thought to be a terrifying carnivore that hunted early horses, recent chemical analysis of its bones suggests it was actually a giant herbivore that ate tough seeds and fruit.
THE CLASSIFIEDS
RATES: 1 PEBBLE PER WORD • NO REFUNDS IF EATEN
LOST & FOUND:
Found: One very large egg. If it hatches, you must come pick it up immediately.
FOR SALE:
Will trade 3 shiny rocks for a map to the watering hole.
PUBLIC NOTICE:
No ads today. The printing press was accidentally stepped on by a Brachiosaurus.
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